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Jordian Cryns

Jordian originated from the windiest of cities, Oak Park, a suburb of Chicago. She has recently been promoted to the engineer of the strugglebus. *Toot*Toot*. Her hobbies include professional celebrity stalking, oragami, and practicing her phone voice in her spare time. She is currently in the market for a used car, preferably with no oil leakage.

FUN FACT

She has adequate night vision.