

JOHN BALKE
Gallatin Guide since 2009
Think of a Drill Sargent with soft skills. A Drill Sargent you can snuggle with. Now think of a muscular, young hunky dude who loves nature and eating sprouts. Now put that sprout eating Drill Sargent in the back of a boat and let him entertain your children.
FUN FACT
He loves medieval swordplay